Shadi k ek hafty baad MAA Beti ko phone kar k pochti hy!

Woh LAL wali SARHI pehni?

Beti Bolti hay: Ek hafty say CHADDI nahi pahanny day rahy SARHI kia khak pehno!!!!!!!!!!

Sachche dost ki 1 nishani-?
Wo aapki aakhon me us waqt DARD dekh leta hai,
Jab Dunia aapse keh rhi hoti hai ki yaar Tum MUSKURATE bahut ho…! |
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D ultimate line told by evry parent 2 dr child
-”beta dil lagake padai karo”

Ab unhe kaun samjhae

dil lagne ke baad
Padai nai hoti.
N.S

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A couple was siting in gardn, Sudenly a Dog & Bitch start kising eachother. BOY-Janu agAr bura na mano to me bhi.? GIRL-Ok par sambhal k kutiya kahi kat na le…

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1 ko 1 se kaise Joda Jaye k Wo 3 Ho Jaye?

Simple,Dono ka VIVAH krwa do.
Accha!
Ab Batao
1ko1 Se kaise Jode k Wo 8 Ho Jaye?

Is Bar Dono ka NIKAH krwa Do!

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Rab_e_Jahan

ne MAA ko ye azmat kamal di

ke us ki DUA ne musebit bhi taal di

QURAN mei MAA ke pyar ki aisi misal di

ke KHUDA ne uthat k JANAT

MAA k qadmo mei daal di

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Ek Din date tha 32-15-2195 ko pure world main Exhibision chall raha tha,,,,, Pehle aya Jaoan Ka Turn,, Japan ne ek patla flexible Tar banaya, itna patla ki ankh se dikhayi bhi nahi deti,,,, Phir aya China Ka Turn China ne us Tar ke Andar Se Ek Surung Khod diya,,,,, Ab aya India Ka Bari (Turn) Indians toh soch rahe the ki kya banaya jai,,,,,, phir ek larka Born vita khake aya aur us Tar Pe likh diya… “MADE IN INDIA”……….. By One Indian Nabin-+919954432294

ZEHER IS DIL KO TUM PE NA SAKOGI

MERA YA GAM TUM BHULA NA SAKOGI

CHUKAR IS DIL KO KIYU JAL NA TUM CHAHO

JALA IS DIL KO TUM BHULANA SAKOGI… Robin

2 dost ek hotel mein jakar 2 plate bull ka meat magaya. Ishimain ek ne kaha
are yar bull ne toh kitne buffaloes fuck kiya hoga or uss ko toh aids bhi hoga
dusra ne kaha:daro mat dost mere pas condom hai, ye jib me lagao aur khao aids nahi lagega
ha ha ha

Udas na ho a dil tu to piyar k leye banaya giya hy

woh to hum he nadan teh jo tujhe bewafa se laga behteh

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